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I didn't know I was being oppressed by my peers until I took this test. Now, I can make everyone check their privilege before they say anything to me.

-235

Thank to this site I now know that the problem is not with me being a asian-white-black-latino-other, muslim-sikh-christian-buddist-hindu-jewish-other, trans-genderqueer, reptilekin-dragonkin-demonkin-werekin-mammalkin-birdkin-human-other, deaf-social autism-mental-disability-disease-blind-immobile-able-bodied, normal-short-tall, ugly face-overweight-disfigured, gay-bi-asexual male-tree-intersex-female who is homeless with no profession and travels all around the world. Thanks for letting me know that I am EXTREMELY opressed

-3990

I didn't know how much better I was than everyone else until I came here! thanks check my privilege!

maerkbot

Thank you, czechmyprivilege.com, I am a former Nazi German SS officer. I pray to Hitler every night. After taking this test, I realize just how privileged I am. I have converted to Athe-Buddhi-Musl-Arabinism and am no longer a CIS separatist robot. Thank you.

Gunter Fliebenhaufer

Thank you, cmp, for showing me that, despite being happy, self-sufficient, intelligent, educated, in a good job, not a member of a minority group, not living in an impoverished country and being straight and identifying as the gender I was assigned, I am still extremely oppressed by virtue of my genitals and brain. I shall hoist the SJW banner with pride.

Terribly oppressed.

I was a 200 pound able bodied ex-marine klansman before I saw this site. Now I'm a vegan Muslim trans woman with dyslexia and a club foot. Thanks CMP!

Back to nam for a sex change

Thank you checkmyprivilege.com for making me realise that I don't have any privilege, because I'm a female from Latin America. I thought I was very privileged, as I am a good looking female that travels the world for free because I'm a good looking female, and gets paid to attend parties for the high society not having even to direct any words to guests, only because I'm a good looking female. I also have a high IQ... in my last test I scored 143. For this reason I never had to study hard, because I learn really fast. I speak 3 languages and passed a German A2 test from the Goethe institute after studying the whole course in 1 week... I scored 91%, which was much higher score than most people that have been studying German for 6 months. I'm glad to realise that I'm actually not privileged. I am now going to harass the government and all white males I know to save me from my unprivileged life, because although while they work their asses I'm tanning in Ibiza, the fact I'm not working in some hard job just proves we females are victims of the patriarchy.

Disadvantaged Female

Checkmyprivilege.com is an amazing website that has helped shitlords like me to discover how horrible I am, I came into the world thinking being a good Christian and helping people was a good thing and race and everything didnt matter as long as the less fortunate were helped. I WAS SO WRONG! I didn't know that being a white, straight, male, well off Christian made me such a horrible horrible person, every night instead of praying I slit my wrists in honor of the African-Americans my ansestors slaughtered. I am truly happy that I have found my real purpose, and that is to renounce my faith and become a white male assassin ready to avenge every oppressed saint in the world! And in the end when I kill every straight white male I will kill myself for being one of them. Thanks again www.checkmyprivilege.com!

Privileged asshole

As a 10/10 straight white cis male plutocrat, Every day I would drive by in my expensive Lamborghini without ever knowing of my privilege. Now, thanks to checkmyprivilege.com, I now realize myself for the shitlord I am! My very existence kills hundreds of black genderqueer babies who would grow up to fight the patriarchy. I suspended all of my donations to privileged charities and am now giving all of my yearly payments to gay jeepkin quadgenders. Thanks, checkmyprivilege.com!

Jack

Thank you CheckMyPrivilege.com! As a Japanese Asexual Kami-kin cis male with a face-like protrusion on my chest and a prosthetic arm whose homeless, unemployed and been twice legally blind, life has been real tough for me, but I mean well and I want the world to be a better place. I was told to check my privilege when I told people of my plan to entrap the world in an eternal genjutsu which would make the world a better place for everyone, and now that I know that my privilege is -1220, I can finally return to Tumblr and help them in the fight to erect emotional barriers on the world so that they can never be hurt again. Thank you CheckMyPrivilege, you will be the first under Mugen Tsukuyomi!

Madara Uchiha

Thank you CheckMyPrivilege.com, for th score of -575! Till this time I haven't known that I a deeply oppressed avarage white straight piece of sh*t male. I guess when you are a Muslim from Middle East you are deeply oppressed. Again thank you and God bless you!

Jemai

Thank you, CheckMyPrivilege.com! From now on, I won't even bother getting into arguments with black people! They're always right, because I'm more privileged than them!

William

Thanks to CheckMyPrivilege.com I can safely browse and post in Tumblr without being called a shitlord. After all, who can argue with a -35 point-scoring poor, non-native, Latino-Asian, atheist in the good ole' US of A? I sure as hell wouldn't...

Marcelo Spice

I wish to extend my personal thanks to CheckMyPrivilege.com. I identify as a short black latino female intersex gay trans genderqueer poor institutionalized hindu buddhist sikh muslim Reptilekin Birdkin Dragonkin Mammalkin Demonkin Werekin Otherkin teacher/policeman/fireman/scientist who is overweight and disfigured with an ugly face, mental disability, immobilization, blindness, social autism, deafness, and disease who lives in Africa, the Middle East, China, India, and the shit part of Europe. For the first 80 years of my life I believed that all of my misfortune was caused by the blood curse placed on my family by Atreus, Son of Pelops, King of Mycenae, for my grandfather's transgressions upon his gravesite. Now I realize that it is much more plausible that I am being oppressed and targeted by society at large. Now I can boil the children of Atreus alive without the guilt and fear of retribution by the shades of their ancestors! Thanks CheckMyPrivilege.com!

Max Iymumvel O'sity

Thank you CheckMyPrivilege, It is good to see that when people were saying I have a perfect life that I can know that is not the case, that I am only a slightly advantaged individual in society, calling me a "Mary Sue". I will now return to helping people all over the world with words of encouragement, and my pop songs so we can all get along together, knowing that the words "The real world isn't as kind as the one in pop songs" is a false statement.

Lacus Clyne

When I took this quiz, I expected my privilege to be high, maybe in the mid hundreds, but after I realized that I was of middling height and I used very little money for myself (Those robes of mine were clearly job expenses, after all) I realized that I am severely oppressed by the world. As such, I renew my vigor in controlling the A Laws to crush those more privileged than me, and eliminate all those who stand in my way with a mixture of propaganda and anti-personnel weaponry. Thank you CheckMyPrivilege!

Ribbons Almark

As an Asian immigrant in the United States who can't vote, with no way of becoming a full naturalized citizen, therefore no way of getting student loans and filling out a FAFSA, I look at my fellow black college students who can barely spell their name but got a full ride due to athletic scholarships, Latino students with at least 500 points lower than my SAT score who got in just because of their ethnicity, I am finally able to realize that I am the one with more privilege, and that I must check it as often as I can, in order to not offend these oppressed students. Thanks, CheckMyPrivilege!

Daniel S.

Thank you, CheckMyPrivilege. I have no idea that my languishing in the middle class in a country surrounded by two seas being devastated by typhoons all the goddamn time is due to my unchecked privilege. I have it better than others who have a highrise condo in Manhattan, oh those poor people. How could I live with myself why they have to suffer in their hovels with that thin air. Thank you for opening my eyes.

Zanard

After losing my wife and kids and losing an eye I thought I had nothing, but after being on CheckMyPrivilege.com I realized that it wasn't my fault or that sack of shit Ben's. It was society's. I may only have one eye, but that doesn't mean I can't see injustice. I'm gonna get on that damn boat to social justice so we can find somewhere safe, away from oppression.

Kenny

Thanks, checkmyprivilege! Now I know that a single father struggling as a teacher to raise his children on his own is a shitlord! Before I took your awesome test I thought, in spite of my difficulties, that it was most important for me to accept the hand that I'd been dealt in the world and to learn to work with my problems. Believe it or not, that's what I was teaching my children too! Now I know that no matter what happens I can just blame it on how I was born. I was born white; that's my problem. I was born with genetics that make me tall; that's my problem. I don't know what the hell "otherkin" means; that's my problem. Now, when people ask me why I'm having trouble I can just look at them and say, "It's because I'm white" Because, thanks to checkmypriviege, I now know that the only thing I should ever be judged by are the things that I can't do anything about!

Justin

Thanks to check my privilege I have come to realize that I am a Gundam as I thought. Ever since I was young when I was forced to be a child soldier in Krugis I had dreamed of becoming a Gundam, thanks to Check my privilege I can realize all those that said "you can't be a mobile suit" are wrong. From now on I would prefer you all call me 00 Qan [T], and it's all thanks to Check My Privilege for making my dream come true.

Setsuna F. Seiei

I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields, dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm mentally ill, but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on, I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me, you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Austist Man

Thank you checkmyprivilege.com! You showed me the light. I tought I was doing good for my community by hanging nigge... I mean proud independent African Americans from trees by their necks, but your site showed me that I am actually a piece of shit. Your site taught me that I should be ashamed of my white skin. Why, I was so ashamed that I painted my skin brown and got my name legally changed to Doral L'Shaheem Shabazz D'Malik. I sold my ford pickup, and traded it in for a ford crown victoria with 50" rims and a 25000 watt stereo, so I can drive around the neighborhoods of White, privileged pieces of shit, and wake them up at night. Thank you checkmyprivilege.com! You showed me the way.

Klanny The Klansman

I was disappointed with my initial score of 135. But people tell me to check my privilege often, so now I do. This has become a helpful tool for checking my privilege so I can see when my score increases. That's when it's time to celebrate becoming even more privileged!

Mark

Thank you! I thought my life was pretty good but apparently I am Extremely Oppressed with a score of -465. Now I understand how shit my life is but more importantly I know exactly who to blame,those privileged pieces of shit TRYING TO KEEP ME DOWN!!! You are doing the gods work,unless that is one of your triggers then you are doing important work.

Jack

Thank you for this opportunity, CheckMyPrivilege.com. After much searching on the internet, I have finally found a place to truly check my privilege. Thanks to your simple quiz, I have discovered my true privilege of SHITLORD. Again, thank you for the opportunity.

Tony

Thank you CheckMyPrivilege.com. I feared that because I am not the most attractive person in the world, I was no longer a gold member of the patriarchy. You have shown me that being rich, living in Northern Europe, being non-religious, white and able-bodied still has it's perk.

Steven

Thanks CheckMyPrivilige.com! As an ugly muslim gay who lives in the middle east with a low income, i ended up with a score of -1650!! I think the parameters and estimators you've chosen are very powerful. I am more than oppressed, i am so much oppressed that i didn't even know how much i had been oppressed for years, thanks for your help. I really do belong to a subaltern society.

Mahmood

Before I checked my privilege, I was under the mistaken belief that being raised "working class" made me immune from criticism from furrykin transgendered anarchist people of color, but speaking now as a 215th level shitlord, I can go about oppressing others with a certainty of purpose and clear conscience without worrying about whether I am class traitor any more. If I am truly one of the patriarchy, I might as well act like it! Thanks!

El Guapo

I am Extremely Oppressed at -160! I'm not oppressing others too much by existing! I was so nervous of being a horrible cis-shit... *blows nose on fifty dollar bills* Sniff, so relieved! Now I can go to the winter gala at my family's estate with peace of mind and I can tell the housekeeper that I'm not too privileged for my own good. Thank you for the accurate test!

Little Miss Blueblood