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Thanks for showing me that I am a uber shitlord! that must check his privilege and give back to the transethnic transgender demikin that are extremely oppressed by my white Christian Hetero Privilage. Jesus Loves you

Jesus Christ

As A Whit3, M3xican, Sis-Gend3r, Trans p3rson who id3ntifi3s as th3 leader of th3 Fr33 world i just hav3 to say that this w3bsit3 is th3 b3st.

M3xIcAn Ill3gAl M3M3 DeALEr

I took this test and found out im a priveleged shit fucker with aids I changed to muslim and now i'm good now thanks


As a cis white heterosexual male who makes approximately 500000000000000 shitzillion dollars every microsecond, made me realize the fault of my ways. All because of this test, I will be donating every penny I own to the Africa Demi-Ethnic Trans-Nigga Charity of Southwestern Sudan, and I will identify as a ethno-spirited transgender, transpecies, transethnic, transdimensional demi-wolfkin fymale. Thanks,!


thanks CheckMyPrivelege i now know that i was under privileged all my life.


Thanks CheckMyPrivelege, because of checking my privilege I now feel at liberty to be accepted by my peers as a well-developed, self-reflective snowflake with multiple advantages on this shitty oppressive planet!


Hell yeah. I am a uber-sh!tlord when do I get my white privilege club card and start receiving my monthly check. I am really tired of this hard work crap for a living. Also do I have to wait for my membership card or can I immediately start looking down on the oppressed.


Thanks CheckMyPrivilege! I am a Cis, Christian, Latino, Poor ass Extremely oppressed bitch! Wow! :D


I thought that as a decently intelligent person living in the USA in a decent neighborhood in a good home would make me privileged. But then I forgot the fact that I'm Hispanic, trans, gay, short, and want to be a scientist when I grow up. Now I know that I'm extremely oppressed. Thank you!


Wow, I'm gay, I'm athiest, I have enough Latino in me to the box and a face ugly enough to tick the box, and I'm autistic, and that's enough to balance the fact I'm a cis-male white non-otherkin living a rather affluent lifestyle in the Untied States! In the end I'm disadvantaged! Thanks CMP, now I can flaunt my Colombian heritage and autism sob stories, as well as talk about how oppressed us gay people are!


Sh!tlord :D Who knew simply owning a Lambo and being a white Swedish girl made me that? Thanks CMP!


I never realized how shitlord I am as a straight, white, affluent, American Christian. Now I can appreciate the peril of all the poor, gay, demonkin, Latino Muslims in rural China. Thanks,!


I'm a bible thumping, Jesus loving, Gun toting, Anti Islamic, white, cis, straight, male, America loving Conservative Catholic with German and Jewish ancestry and I'm proud of being a privileged "sh*tlord" thanks CheckMyPrivelege :D


I always thought I was privileged being a cis white male, but thanks to this website I now know I am disadvantaged (-80). Thanks check my privilege!


I am White with Southern European roots. I am a native English speaker from the Northeastern United States. I am a Male Nurse whom has spent the last couple of years taking jobs away from Female minorities because I have a unique offering to my profession, by better serving Men whom are embarrassed and frustrated by Non-English speaking young women. I mix my masculinity with a caring nature and do not get overly emotional in my work, therefore I am a threat to the traditionally female-dominated field of Nursing. I grew up working class and my parents were able to support me while in school, therefore my loans aren't unmanageable. I make just as much money as all new nurses in my area and have never felt this phenomenon of th "glass escalator" in my career, at least not yet.

Historically Latin White CIS American

I am a CIS Asian young male born into a shithole 3rd world country. Came to Canada to work for my master degree and got called a "Privileged Class". Checked on you guys' website, it turned out I have been the oppressor all this time :^). Mind = Enlightened, Privilege = Attained.

Oppressive Asian Male

Thank you CMP you have changed my life, here I thought life was inherently tough but come to find out I am just extremely oppressed. Instead of continuing to work hard and continue promotion in my full time career I can now with total confidence tell my boss to go take a flying fuck because THE MAN has it in for me specifically. Can you please provide some links for my new entitlements? Since I am now officially oppressed society owes it to me to pick up my tab in life so I can evolve my inner unicorn. Who do I contact about getting a "Safe Space" created at my workplace? Whenever anything stressful happens in the future I am going to get triggered and need somewhere safe from the 1st Amendment to go to in order to calm down. Thanks CMP!

Super John Holmes

I always knew I was oppressed, but never knew just how much until As a bisexually asexual, gay, reptilekin, werekin, demonkin, dragonkin, birdkin, mammalkin, homelessly institutionalized, black, Latino, Asian, genderqueer, trans, trans (passable), short, jobless, intersex, non-religiously Jewish, Hindu, Sikh, Muslim, and Buddhist who is overweight and disfigured with an ugly face from Latin America, Africa, rural China, India, the Middle East, and the shit part of Europe all at the same time who is immobile, deaf, blind, diseased, mentally disabled, and socially autistic, I can say for sure that I will never go a day of identification with my beautiful soul aura ions without truly understanding the extent to which I must be triggered from now on. Thanks,!

Alfalfa Navajo Flapjack

I still cannot believe how much society has lied to me. I used to think that being a white middle-classed German with a penis was ok, and that my life was ok. But since I never identified as a male, and honestly didn't give a fuck about what gender I am, and am slightly physically hindered by a weak terminal desease, I was so wrong. It must have been the patriarchal internalised agenderphobia that lead me to believe this. Only know have I realised how oppressed I truely am! I will be starting my blog in the next week, visit me there to witness me fighting patriarchal oppression of women and other gender minorities, please. This has changed my life, thank you,!


Never in my life have I ever come to the terms with the fact I was a shitlord. Ever since I was born I now realise, I have been oppressing and raping every woman I have ever laid eyes on. Only now do I realise just how oppressing I am despite being an ugly faced, disfigured, bisexual latino all because I was born a man. Thanks for helping me realise how oppressing I really am to all the woman of the world!


Thanks Check My Privilege! I now know I am a fuck boy white cis scum male! :D


Thank you Check My Privilege for affirming what I have known since 1990. As I continue on my unchecked march toward becoming a plutocrat, I pledge to prey on innocent young men to satiate my ravenous sexual appetite.

Priveleged Shit Baroness

I am very triggered because this did not have an option for us cabbagekin, I hope to see this added


I checked my privilege, and I was a tall white male in a affluent family. Now, I am a dragon who will take over the universe in a mechsuit as an engineer. Thanks, CheckMyPrivilege.

Engineer Space Dragon

Before, i though I was doomed to be a patriarchal shitlord for my entire life. Then I realized that I was no mere human... I was dragonkin. From then on, my quest changed from, ya know living a proper human life, to seeking offense where ever I can find it. I cannot thank this website and the thousands of dollars I get from my shitlord parents who pay for my to yell at the college master at Yale enough, because it's they paid their dues. And also Jon Oliver should step and be replaced with a Muslim Tran-Ethnic-Werekin-Bi-Genderqueerical-BLACK-Woman with dreads.

Demi-Sex-Demon Draglord

I identify as a gender-fluid heteronormative demonkin, so I am deeply offended and triggered that there was not an option for Woman's Studies profession! Yes, I work at a Starbucks, but that doesn't mean that I should be oppressed by the Patriachy like you!

Shmulini Eversmith

Thanks to this great website, I have now started a campaign for 50/50 employment between gay, black, disbled women and everyone else. I think this is a great step forwards for equality. #GayBlackDisabledWomensLivesMatter

A Reformed Gay Black Disabled Woman

Before I checked my privilege, I was a straight, Christian, strong white man who worked for a living as a carpenter. I was appalled at how privileged I was, and how the poor overweight reptilekin Latino Hindu-Jews in rural China were starving and being beaten up brutally. And worst of all, I was the one beating them up in my home in the suburbs of the United States. How did I beat them up, you ask? By looking at a picture of one. In doing so, I literally raped them by staring at it for more than 2 seconds. I was very sorry that day and I spent the day learning who I was on the inside, and after overzealous and fervent counseling/proselytizing from Tumblr feminists, I learned that who I was on the inside didn't matter, but whatever gives me an excuse to consider myself special, different, and oppressed did, and to deny any male influence in my life. Through this, I became Meshawnta Joannasdottir. I went through species, gender reassignment surgery, extensive trans-ethnic counseling, and finally race reassignment surgery to join my [TRIGGER WARNING, CALLING A RACE BY NAME] Arab-Black, Jew-Sikh-Buddhist-Confucian, Khoisan-Nepali, transsexual combination-cactus-naked-moleratkin brethren in the depths of the Himalayas. There we go on our computers and post about how oppressed we are. I've improved since I learned about myself. And it's all because of you,! Thank Allagodesufucius I found this website!

Steven Johnson (now Meshawnta "Homogay" Joannasdottir)

I used to be cis, then I wasn't. Thanks!

I never realised that by simply being a straight, white male it made me so disgusting. From now on I will strive to be the best black, transgender, bipolar, Eritrean Buddhist vegetarian Muslim I can be. Thank you.