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I am a Mexican immigrant who has come to steal your jobs. I feel like checkmyprivelege.com has helped me gain respect between my friends and peers.

Pedro Gonzalez

I'm a 32 yr old white, cis straight masculine male man, attractive slim average height able-bodied neurotypical, christian, aristocrat, & physician. I am the most oppressed person on the planet. Why? Because despite being normal, healthy, & wealthy... me, my family, and anyone i care about could be brutally tortured and slaughtered for doing absolutely nothing wrong at the click of a finger. Hail Kim Jong-un.

Pudoo Patel™

I am extremely oppressed. I can't believe it took me this long to find out. As a white lesbian gay I thought I was blessed.

Emily G.

Thank you Check My Privilege! I've discovered that even if someone is a Black, transgender, Muslim, Latino, dragonkin, birdkin, deaf, autistic, mentally disabled, diseased, intersex person, and have a net worth of $1,000,000,000, they are still cripplingly oppressed. I had no idea! I also discovered that i am extremely oppressed as a white, cis, straight, fairly well off female. I will use this information to yell at people on Tumblr when i don't have an argument. So thank you ;)

Ethnic Kekistani Shitlord

This is absolutely amazing. I thank with all my heart checkmyprivilege.com. No longer do I have to feel ashamed of my privilege because despite being a straight white male living in the middle class, I have discovered through this test that I am actually extremely oppressed. I shall carry my extreme oppression with pride everywhere I go. No longer will I accept SJW's calling me a privileged patriarchal supporter who deserves nothing and was just lucky for the way God made me. Now I can stand with then and wave my flag of oppression and outrage against those more privileged than me. Again, thank you from the bottom of my heart, checkmyprivilege.com.

Oppresed White Straight Male

Absolutely fantastic service. Will force upon my neurotypical European oppressive counterparts. Very pleased to know I have retained my ranking as the Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux RaceTraitors. Heil and have a great day.

the_Eugeniest Creamy Memey

I had no idea i'm opressed. Thank you.

Wow

10 out of 10, would definitely use this service again. Being a cis, white South African male immigrant to the UK, living on a reasonable income whose family directly benefited from Apartheid, I was labouring under the delusion that I was privileged in some way. But thanks to CheckMyPriviledge.com, I now know that I am in fact -280 privileged. I will now demand all the free money… reparations I am so obviously owed by my liberal, progressive, SJW peers. Thanks CheckMyPriviledge.com, you are a God sent.

Krunchy Van Clutch-plate

I'm paler than mozzarella cheese, and thanks to CMP, I found out I'm a violent oppressor. Now that I've been enlightened, who knows what I can accomplish now?

Frank Sinatra

I am fully disabled. I am currently institutionalized in Antarctica. I make nothing for money, and I have never had a job in my life. I identify in at least two thousand different ways. I am a shitlord privileged. ;) <3333~~~ 8==D

Ahmed Bajkir

I am a wannabe-wigger person of color (50% aznz), placenta-sexual aromantic, metaphysically fliud (sometimes an agent, other times an abstract object - like the number 3), quasi-non-binary genderfluid (occasionally agendered), morbidly obese pro-ana pro-mia fruitarian (breatharian on saturdays), partially disabled, scientologist, pro-necrophilia pro-incest pro-beastiality pro-pedophillia pro-furry, heterophobic pencil-phobic hydrophobic placenta-phobic phobic-phobic, nth-wave femynyst with approx 7676.76 headmates, MDD APD OCPD GAD BPD PPD ELEMENOPEED, 3d-hating trans*-dimensional space-gremgryll with telekinesis & unquantifiable STDS. I dabble in quantum electrodynamics & professional modelling. I am also married to the 11th dimension & 66 sith lords but i must reproduce via photosynthesis. I DARE YOU TO OUT-OPPRESS ME! pic related is me on the far left: http://i.imgur.com/FLwxCFw.jpg

Dr. Gwendilin Gwenneth Sessily the 8th™

Thanks Checkmyprivilage.com for showing me that I am a uber shitlord! that must check his privilege and give back to the transethnic transgender demikin that are extremely oppressed by my white Christian Hetero Privilage. Jesus Loves you

Jesus Christ

As A Whit3, M3xican, Sis-Gend3r, Trans p3rson who id3ntifi3s as th3 leader of th3 Fr33 world i just hav3 to say that this w3bsit3 is th3 b3st.

M3xIcAn Ill3gAl M3M3 DeALEr

I took this test and found out im a priveleged shit fucker with aids I changed to muslim and now i'm good now thanks

Meme

As a cis white heterosexual male who makes approximately 500000000000000 shitzillion dollars every microsecond, checkmyprivilege.com made me realize the fault of my ways. All because of this test, I will be donating every penny I own to the Africa Demi-Ethnic Trans-Nigga Charity of Southwestern Sudan, and I will identify as a ethno-spirited transgender, transpecies, transethnic, transdimensional demi-wolfkin fymale. Thanks, checkmyprivilege.com!

Cock

thanks CheckMyPrivelege i now know that i was under privileged all my life.

hitler

Thanks CheckMyPrivelege, because of checking my privilege I now feel at liberty to be accepted by my peers as a well-developed, self-reflective snowflake with multiple advantages on this shitty oppressive planet!

Zach

Hell yeah. I am a uber-sh!tlord when do I get my white privilege club card and start receiving my monthly check. I am really tired of this hard work crap for a living. Also do I have to wait for my membership card or can I immediately start looking down on the oppressed.

Matt

Thanks CheckMyPrivilege! I am a Cis, Christian, Latino, Poor ass Extremely oppressed bitch! Wow! :D

Judith

I thought that as a decently intelligent person living in the USA in a decent neighborhood in a good home would make me privileged. But then I forgot the fact that I'm Hispanic, trans, gay, short, and want to be a scientist when I grow up. Now I know that I'm extremely oppressed. Thank you!

Ozzie

Wow, I'm gay, I'm athiest, I have enough Latino in me to the box and a face ugly enough to tick the box, and I'm autistic, and that's enough to balance the fact I'm a cis-male white non-otherkin living a rather affluent lifestyle in the Untied States! In the end I'm disadvantaged! Thanks CMP, now I can flaunt my Colombian heritage and autism sob stories, as well as talk about how oppressed us gay people are!

Rodrigo

Sh!tlord :D Who knew simply owning a Lambo and being a white Swedish girl made me that? Thanks CMP!

Hope

I never realized how shitlord I am as a straight, white, affluent, American Christian. Now I can appreciate the peril of all the poor, gay, demonkin, Latino Muslims in rural China. Thanks, checkmyprivilege.com!

Robert

I'm a bible thumping, Jesus loving, Gun toting, Anti Islamic, white, cis, straight, male, America loving Conservative Catholic with German and Jewish ancestry and I'm proud of being a privileged "sh*tlord" thanks CheckMyPrivelege :D

Joseph

I always thought I was privileged being a cis white male, but thanks to this website I now know I am disadvantaged (-80). Thanks check my privilege!

BB

I am White with Southern European roots. I am a native English speaker from the Northeastern United States. I am a Male Nurse whom has spent the last couple of years taking jobs away from Female minorities because I have a unique offering to my profession, by better serving Men whom are embarrassed and frustrated by Non-English speaking young women. I mix my masculinity with a caring nature and do not get overly emotional in my work, therefore I am a threat to the traditionally female-dominated field of Nursing. I grew up working class and my parents were able to support me while in school, therefore my loans aren't unmanageable. I make just as much money as all new nurses in my area and have never felt this phenomenon of th "glass escalator" in my career, at least not yet.

Historically Latin White CIS American

I am a CIS Asian young male born into a shithole 3rd world country. Came to Canada to work for my master degree and got called a "Privileged Class". Checked on you guys' website, it turned out I have been the oppressor all this time :^). Mind = Enlightened, Privilege = Attained.

Oppressive Asian Male

Thank you CMP you have changed my life, here I thought life was inherently tough but come to find out I am just extremely oppressed. Instead of continuing to work hard and continue promotion in my full time career I can now with total confidence tell my boss to go take a flying fuck because THE MAN has it in for me specifically. Can you please provide some links for my new entitlements? Since I am now officially oppressed society owes it to me to pick up my tab in life so I can evolve my inner unicorn. Who do I contact about getting a "Safe Space" created at my workplace? Whenever anything stressful happens in the future I am going to get triggered and need somewhere safe from the 1st Amendment to go to in order to calm down. Thanks CMP!

Super John Holmes

I always knew I was oppressed, but never knew just how much until checkmyprivilege.com. As a bisexually asexual, gay, reptilekin, werekin, demonkin, dragonkin, birdkin, mammalkin, homelessly institutionalized, black, Latino, Asian, genderqueer, trans, trans (passable), short, jobless, intersex, non-religiously Jewish, Hindu, Sikh, Muslim, and Buddhist who is overweight and disfigured with an ugly face from Latin America, Africa, rural China, India, the Middle East, and the shit part of Europe all at the same time who is immobile, deaf, blind, diseased, mentally disabled, and socially autistic, I can say for sure that I will never go a day of identification with my beautiful soul aura ions without truly understanding the extent to which I must be triggered from now on. Thanks, checkmyprivilege.com!

Alfalfa Navajo Flapjack

I still cannot believe how much society has lied to me. I used to think that being a white middle-classed German with a penis was ok, and that my life was ok. But since I never identified as a male, and honestly didn't give a fuck about what gender I am, and am slightly physically hindered by a weak terminal desease, I was so wrong. It must have been the patriarchal internalised agenderphobia that lead me to believe this. Only know have I realised how oppressed I truely am! I will be starting my blog in the next week, visit me there to witness me fighting patriarchal oppression of women and other gender minorities, please. This has changed my life, thank you, checkmyprivilege.com!

Benji